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The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
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\"I must have somebody else\'s pants on.\"[/COLOR]
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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. / r6 S. x" D. S. g
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\"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\" 7 p; R9 h8 }6 m' ]
/ _% F8 t5 y. F3 X \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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