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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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$ s( j1 |# M+ X' [1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! B7 a$ ~8 W/ l p1 n& U) h" P5 r( ]( R
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 H& e0 d+ w3 u1 s
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$ h' ?2 E# I- l1 i/ W. F4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; @; D4 f9 l. l0 ~, E. P5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 ~! w' C/ j" L, p e
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 Y2 u2 [5 D- Q3 F- w4 e$ m1 R
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
2 x; k) N9 \* G4 o) SAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 A+ ^9 s& _' \& s1 _! _
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 P5 k1 b$ C" |' M
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 x3 z5 c" E' M( o$ o3 {
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 G4 a. i! G6 ?( y9 Z2 j* x& N
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( `+ g J( o6 ~& o/ ?10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% L# w$ N- S. Z" M- y4 W, c) A$ P
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
& g# I; b9 N) S3 |5 e+ sAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ a9 W h9 H: t12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' ?5 g0 H5 f% u% u" a# f
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% I" A9 T$ ]2 b1 {/ u& L/ _13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" E& }: k" ~ x$ h' f: b2 [6 Z
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ d. O: ?# i; e2 e, V4 @( j
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 C0 H. F- I( A0 y( d; H7 m [
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3 {; N( E' U& K2 k: O16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( s1 S$ z7 J+ r. Z6 C5 t8 l
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' L+ |. E' ^; f
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& a- _+ S2 A1 [( G# S3 v2 r! m7 f/ g
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.! R F" R% x0 x
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