高级会员
太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& {' W% Z2 ? m4 C# p- I
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1 P' T9 E5 e, V& @2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 f; q' w) T' C1 Q' f4 n H
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1 ]0 V# S1 k" `3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 l$ B5 c: t/ w B- x
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+ D" N% y9 n2 k- v p: l- A4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ v& C* x4 @( O5 {: n5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 }! t; X$ Q- V$ r! t/ g* X
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: ]/ T" ]4 q: X+ N: l' L
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 k1 W9 v" D4 E# A9 W/ y2 GHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& M! H$ N* t8 S3 ]( K, o. k
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
8 g; V; D% {. n. pAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 c4 n& x) q. D2 g5 ~: B
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 R9 B$ J0 o9 ?- hWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 `" ]( N* C7 q% r, S7 ~10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ M/ B& T' _8 u" ?6 a/ z, g
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]/ @9 H# O' R& S
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6 D2 X. f, k+ ]7 _0 ~. U5 t12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ i5 h# V" n: h13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( ^( I7 q5 z* p+ E2 d3 S2 PThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 V! E( i2 Y) d. ~
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3 {) F' j8 J0 y% s5 _5 }. A! M14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 X3 R& }/ B8 j% E* W+ w1 A1 T
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: {/ `% c9 i6 _7 @15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: ]. `2 ?5 j/ ^7 B
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) w: s! w% q( E17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 Z* @ t# x# t/ ~5 @1 c
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$ `) `1 @% D0 a- m8 X- t4 r18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- B3 J' b" Y# f! ~8 N# R/ e2 I, i
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) R9 J' T, B( f6 ~- Z+ V& T19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* |2 [3 I# `5 E* G+ p* o J4 s, v
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; K. A5 T& d7 g% M0 J
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( f- g1 I- H7 B7 s. ^5 M0 Q: Q% ]20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.; D: q+ L, k+ C8 k0 Z
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