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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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: N6 Z7 u# i# J. \+ J- ~7 S) v1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 \! B7 @0 @9 \
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$ |+ ]9 t$ P+ E9 U! m4 _8 h2 }3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 Y/ `( b5 D, I/ \
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0 W2 W2 X5 b6 }, S+ _4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 K6 s/ l( v% X) R N) p
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 w( c6 D# s3 V* v6 h* H) g
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* ?: N5 X1 X& t5 K' E( v6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
4 z+ v+ u# ?; z; lHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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# E6 Z% h6 [( U3 D( K; T+ e# B' p! j# a7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
^( N3 i9 w8 Z2 i! SAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. H1 p) d/ q' y/ q! ^
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$ p& K/ u4 i8 Y$ K9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
6 H6 t: s1 H+ s1 ?; bWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; U# Y2 \! E/ I" o) h5 Q E3 S/ R* g
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( N$ L# J ]8 `8 L3 e: K10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 K6 N5 Z$ Y8 K0 {1 ^( H
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, C7 e# C. a2 {11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( v# o' H7 w6 j/ D# PAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
. { {1 ?6 k% _0 T8 z& NThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 c% O3 z7 u5 J9 _2 E8 z
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" \) m2 P4 h( r* j
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 m" }) @6 K# N' \7 Z H, D' \6 ]6 n
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( w" i9 h( q5 R) o1 j7 c17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 m4 ~8 C' L9 l P6 RIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- @, N# S- [& f6 M4 C, l5 Y19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 r* R# H1 s8 }! G: V3 [ ^: mThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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, ^4 b4 l; L9 C! t3 S/ l/ L20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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