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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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H I, T) v2 d# U0 i5 o _1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ B$ u2 Z2 ] r" h4 y
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" x& R Q3 Y) c3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ o3 o# O3 x j; U% F, V5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) z( {' a' t3 h! b' Y
! C& [; t1 p" RAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 A$ R0 m( a+ f8 T p
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
$ `1 E3 V7 j+ PHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3 e( p- @% ~9 ]0 _" D; G g( w7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ L$ }. \4 ]9 E) n) s2 k1 n4 u
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; e' N2 G, T/ I
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( l; L" Q: k5 L P2 C9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
. Y* c, n9 T3 A! KWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) i* G1 |! {, G' Z7 _7 @
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! ] c# S% w* G( f% O10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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a" T$ O o/ }% N3 Q) \- ?11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" T4 ~- J# h Z+ |2 [
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* u5 j7 T) i/ ?0 B0 m4 v. F' B
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 T4 L u. o, m7 g
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: f3 p+ E% F- @( g13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
( s" I0 H* O/ L: [1 c: U4 r. K* a4 qThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ L6 q: W4 s4 s0 C5 j
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6 r4 K' ^# g* Y# T+ U3 \! O14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( n' E! |' p4 [) |' Q) Y- \$ G4 \2 f
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- g. d; w( r$ V* D3 n
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) b* `& {, G2 o! |! A
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5 J6 |$ R4 p& P7 [# m18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]0 Z( r; r, A6 m- i9 {" o& l
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 {7 X6 {4 T3 q0 U5 n* x+ P0 k
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
i% \4 W( {$ H' Q7 U0 }5 K; w1 BThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.( A+ | O: Z8 a Y. @& j
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