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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ w, \: ` @# e* \4 r& j/ G8 R
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 |/ P( ? y" b8 X s& }
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 F5 | `& J2 Y/ L7 k5 s
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. h( K8 E/ D: p. c v6 U5 xAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& b1 c q1 {3 E
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 G, s* _( P2 q. {0 k, [' o/ m7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) H8 ` J$ y1 ]$ M% h8 M
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" o" g3 Z9 G- ^3 V
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( n8 B# n- i$ Z* ^3 e2 D$ {' k, v9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
% a* q) ]- U, K, e9 sWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 b% G( X! K& [
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0 G' V# m1 A. M' U; E4 P11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
$ w3 ~: o* f* L9 X$ NAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; b7 A0 t7 G+ e/ m6 p2 ?6 L+ G" V
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: z% M' C* I3 X; q+ Y8 p
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; T( l2 n+ q9 ^+ ~3 |% h
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7 O' z& }* }" D15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 a1 x; ?9 I( ~4 ~ d16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* b* d, `. {. U4 U1 F4 O
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; C8 h3 N. V4 U( n3 i% O& _6 j17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
5 ~ S) T8 f7 r+ Q. R) fThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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+ R8 L; T \4 x20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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