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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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, a! S" Y5 q- O8 S+ p' _1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( r! g& A: j1 N* ?% R2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: c: Z' K( y3 D* G6 d% M
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! [% t6 p# k+ B2 y& m
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2 d2 q: C) G, m5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
; f5 m# ~9 A9 K$ u* ~/ v; ~Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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, N {- {; V. l) A9 h7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& K# X! z* ?1 R* c& g7 y
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 j* E# W! S4 ~' r( T4 Q
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- v& U- ?2 f3 I0 E1 ?, i8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ C$ s- [! Z0 Q1 ^; Y" x
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, \# Y5 E1 p7 [" O; S# W9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 c2 Q+ M: ^: a/ {
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 M% q& [4 m9 S8 o
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* ^: ~3 ~9 b5 s1 B* m% r8 ~
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 v" @9 @/ q4 C- }, XAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] k* K# H7 j3 Z+ V3 s8 v1 x& N
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( D: r3 F! S- c: }12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( \. i# B* c! r8 N* I* ~0 s) H+ _* R
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; a& U0 F3 b3 w3 y14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% Q9 Z& O! K P7 W
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 t9 S) p8 Z9 a3 f% ?6 U8 w
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
" p s u0 ?/ z2 Q) a9 m; }) UIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% ~6 U: O' w7 h3 a9 }* B) J
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4 r1 k) N6 Q+ y) g; c! ^8 Y19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
8 a, o, i$ N) v, {( d4 Y. tThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 N2 N, b4 n. W5 p5 Y+ R1 K3 @
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; o$ z0 r2 {- Y7 l- q- t3 h0 {20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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