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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' N0 h3 }1 M- G8 X
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; D5 k9 x( p) Q! q2 [: Q/ I: Z
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 M3 I# M- _1 y' L0 f/ X: s
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 p9 f U- h& M% s+ `. M
+ u( C X5 Y% J9 y4 rAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" o' J; Y9 j; s- B
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) ?+ W7 }2 {# I0 a/ W7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- G5 M, ~ y1 p( w" M; h
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# N; Q5 E- s4 O9 r
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, a. Z6 ~' i4 ]" U, Q! N: r: k9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; _; \: a( _+ h ~10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
2 S# e* v, P6 @, Y7 t) n$ ?Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 n0 x/ z% K8 |/ _: p12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% A; o: i% z1 O" T2 X/ m
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/ y! X) v0 e, K4 c4 N13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6 m% g! _0 h' X14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]$ ?. G5 H; l/ C9 Y+ ]5 q, c
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( H, Q# d7 F u, H0 Z3 u
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v" S' q& {- T" f. M6 V+ q17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# R& }! R' ~) ^+ h2 }3 D
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 W4 }( S3 z( |; C3 u* N
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) {2 a- B% a" Z5 R0 c) Q
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/ M0 [. w. F/ J! Q# q, b19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 u) U, D% X7 ]3 _1 W$ b1 o
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6 }- Y. w: f; h* T0 |1 F20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.* |3 O# ^, l) B7 Y
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当我们拿花送给别人时，首先闻到花香的是我们自己；当我们抓起泥巴想抛向别人时，首先弄脏的也是我们自己的手。一句温暖的话，就像往别人身上洒香水，自己也会沾到两三滴。因此，要时时心存好意，脚走好路，身行好事。
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